Isaiah 23-27

[wolfpurplemoon]

God is a pimp! This country Tyre will be destroyed and forgotten for a long time and then will start to sell her services to the world again, but everything she makes will go to God.

The people of Earth deserve merciless destruction for not following God's laws and breaking the covenant, things that most of the people of Earth couldn't possibly have known about or agreed to.

God will command an army of zombie believers to punish the unbelievers, wicked people and people who just don't understand. And he will battle a sea monster with his big sword.

Comments

[mentalguru.livejournal.com]

With the last sentence- You make it sound like a trashy fantasy novel from the 80s- you know the ones which will have a terrible cover with a badly drawn guy waving a sword and being buff to proportions which boggle the mind (and make you wonder how he can even walk) that you find in carboot sales or second hand book shops (and usually had an 80s haircut to boot). Usually on a rock either fighting a dragon or some other monster.

I would totally read it though through morbid curiosity and as a 'how not to write' guide though.

The addition of zombie hoards though do give it a more individualistic touch though.

-is ashamed-